Rap.

[Andy]

okay. but i think we all agree that "youknowsit" is just more evil properganda working against us somehow, pumped into the society by the government, which hides itself behind the veil of gangsta rappers, concealed only by the wall of abuse it covertly throws at itself. wouldn't you agree?

[Lozzy]

I don't think GLC are gangsta rappers by any stretch of imagination.

But way to make a conspiracy theory out of nothing! Did you know Johnny Borrell is taking over the world?

[Andy]

yes.

[Dave]

that bitch eh? he stands no chance my world is very well protected (if you didn't know I am already ruler of the universe, no one actually put up a fight when I took over I just told everyone I was ruler of the universe and now tony and george etc always come to me with their problems and I tell them what they can and cant do as branch managers of the uk and usa but somehow those idiots manage to cock it up, oh well I wasn't that fond of sadam anyway, I'm thinking of firing george soon anyway I'll just have to make it look like the public actually wanted him out, perhaps another Micheal Moore film?) Well he wont stand much of a chance anyway, a swat team is already on its way over to tell his mum (she's one hell of a lady) anyway if you dont believe me you can ask louise she knows and Jay-Z that arse he wont stop calling me he godamn knows that mutha!! oh well oh and also pluto is up for sale, its good for penguins and frozen hamsters could do with a couple of extra light sources though. any offers please see me

[Andy]

i gots me jupiter. i think i will start a colony up there. an ant colony. would be fun.

[Louise]

Dave, I am offended. You gave Jay-Z capitals, but I get stuck with a lower case L. Pfft!

And yes, dave (ha look at that! see how it feels!) is leader of the world. But you better watch your back i think, Johnny Borrell may come and strangle you with his scarf.

[Lozzy]

Actually, I think Johnny Borrell's scarf may control his brain.

And how do we know you're not just a pawn of Johnny's scarf's, eh Dave?

[beating heart baby]

Johnny Borrell is taking over the world by naming bands after himself and sending them out to be his minions and do all his dirty work.

Seriously.

[Andy]

i'd like to meet this scarf. i will poison its wine. or its washing up powder. i will poison the scarf anyway. and take control o its evil minions and set them to pointless tasks such as constructing 600 towers entirely from toilet rolls. THAT STILL HAVE THE TOILET PAPER ON THEM!

[Lozzy]

But the scarf has a large entorage of security guards. And even if you were able to get to the scarf in order to murder it, rumor has, it's indestrucatble. And say you did defeat the scarf, you'd still have Dave to deal with.

[Andy]

the scarf will fall to its metaphorical knees when it comes face to face with my fearsome eastern hognosed snake ninja. (look it up, they exist... well maybe not ninja ones, i dont know, they might do)

[Lozzy]

Yes dear. I'm sure the scarf is very terrified.

[Dave]

of course it is, ninja scarfes are scary, fortunately they bid my will as I am ruler of universe, all thats left is this pesky website grrrr I must take it over!!! but then I wouldn't bother updating it or anything and it'd be rubbish so thank your lucky stars I ahven't and am not going to mmmm stars

[Andy]

you just know you cant. it is guarded by a fearsome creature. a more than worthy opponent to any scarf

[Dave]

all I can say is bring it, my army of ninja stars will vanquish any flame of a rebellion