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Post by beating heart baby on Nov 10, 2004 15:50:28 GMT -5
Trees aren't always inanimate. Haven't you ever seen Dawn of the Dead?
[or is it the Evil Dead? I forget. Either way, someone gets raped by a zombie tree.]
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Post by Andy on Nov 10, 2004 16:00:07 GMT -5
ok no, i did not know that, was not going to see that film, now i am,
actors have all the fun.
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Post by beating heart baby on Nov 11, 2004 6:12:05 GMT -5
I don't think she found it fun. Unless her screams were of ecstacy & not intense agony. Eh, same difference.
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Post by Andy on Nov 11, 2004 12:21:25 GMT -5
come on, its got to be ectasy, i mean, its TREE SEX! how cool is that
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Post by beating heart baby on Nov 12, 2004 3:27:17 GMT -5
That's a wicked strange fetish you have there.
You'd get all full of soil/leaves/squirrells.
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Post by Andy on Nov 12, 2004 11:04:35 GMT -5
and become one wth mother-nature...
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Post by beating heart baby on Nov 12, 2004 13:32:50 GMT -5
I can think of better ways of doing that, myself. Each to their own, I suppose.
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Post by Andy on Nov 14, 2004 15:05:52 GMT -5
no no, explain, please. especially if it involves more genetically mutated (some would say enhanced, like with the tree) plant-life
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Post by beating heart baby on Nov 15, 2004 4:05:06 GMT -5
I'd really rather not. I don't want to think about what you might be getting from it.
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Post by Andy on Nov 15, 2004 12:41:27 GMT -5
i am just a poor innocent boy seeking only knowledge.
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Post by beating heart baby on Nov 16, 2004 13:31:55 GMT -5
*affixes back of hand to forehead* Woe!
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Post by Andy on Nov 16, 2004 14:30:12 GMT -5
and my parents, uncles, aunties, grandparents, teachers and janette all beat me. woe is me
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Post by Andy on Nov 16, 2004 14:33:41 GMT -5
we should rename this thread "the soaf an andy remarkably interesting conversation thread" nobody else seems to want to say anything. and i have no idea where ashley fucked off to. jjust thought she'd sicken us then... gone.
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Post by beating heart baby on Nov 17, 2004 13:58:31 GMT -5
No one else wants to join in because they're too afraid of looking stupid in the face of our stunning wit & visceral commentaries on Life Itself.
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Post by Andy on Nov 19, 2004 11:27:01 GMT -5
i know, we are quite brilliant and intelligent in every way.
HEY, lets go put pans on our heads and run really, really fast into walls n' stuff!!!!
WOO YEAH
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