Why im better then u

[dangermouse]

Because my avator singlehandedly kicks all ass of every shape, colour, sex, and race.


oh, that reminds me,
[glow=red,2,300]sex[/glow]

[Andy]

[glow=orange,2,300]Yeeah well you just a big meany, nyaaaaah![/glow]

[glow=green,1,100]I'd Also like to warn all people who are members on this site that - THE PLAGUE OF MY DAMN ANNOYING BROTHER IS UPON US![/glow]

[Alfie]

Wha? Paul is plagued? i am confused.
Boyzone are driving me insane, Kirsty and her friend Heleye are playing it full blast, chuh.

[Andy]

Please dont go insane, i like you the way you are

[dangermouse]

fasizzle ma nizzle
wot do u mean dont go insane...?
its like telling bush not 2 be power mad
arnie not 2 take drugs
the french to be a one sex male race (national burn, nice)



u cant make things change to wot they already are, u fool of a took ( )


oh and andy, if i were u, id get the porn off the site
e.g.
unless ur gonna do it proper.



and oh baby my avatar is better then b4

[Alfie]

hahahaha, so hilariously funny!

[dangermouse]

try it criticising me, and ill kick u in2 next week, where ill volley u in2 a fortnite, and then nudge u in 2 a month.


has anyone else noticed that this looks like the oraange guy has a schlong on his head, and is holding the axe with that?

[dangermouse]

AND!!! HIS ERECTION IS FACING THE WRONG WAY!!!!

[Evil Thingy]

Paul, your a Butt-rash

no actually, thats harsh, your not ACTUALLY a Butt-rash, your just equal to one

[dangermouse]

andrew u freaking moron.
ill give u a reason 2 insult me.
feel the reciprocals u wire haired broom.
anyone hu doesnt understand that statement either hasnt touched his hair, or basically met him.


how the feckins am i a buttrash?
andrew, u are not even the sweat, u are the dry flaky skin that falls from the rectumal region when a 77 yr old, incontinent, "buttrashed", viagra taking man, itches his red, raw ass.

[Andy]

[joebahan]

HAHAHA IM BETTER THAN ALL OF U COZ IM JOE THE MIGHTY SEX GOD HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dangermouse]

im so glad he added the sarcastic smilie on the end.
it would be shame for him to believe it.
mr... i shed a tear for u if u do
huuuuuuuuuumping bananas

[Dave]

its quite sad that you have nothing better to do than insult you little brother paul, what seems to be even sadder is the fact that you dont seem to be able to grasp the intellectual capacity to make insults to his face and instead make references about the state of his hair over the internet. I also find the first post also of some hillarity, that you mention sex obviously hinting towards an insecurity of yours, that you may never have your one true love, lauren cox! (andy you are just as bad)

P:S if my little brother/s had an internet forum I wouldn't be caught dead leaving a message, obvioulsy you have no friends of your own and the only way you feel good is by asserting yourself over your smaller brother, I pity you.

[Andy]

haha, in the words of paul: "burned"
That was pretty good. Go david. i dont know what you mean by just as bad but i do agree with your sexual insecurity theories concerning paul, he does randomly say "sex" quite alot. Why must people comment o the "state" of my hair, i dont like to talk about it, i dont like it, it doesn't like me, we have an agreement, i wont attack it with a giant plastic rake as long as it doesn't burrow into my brain and lay eggs. And i have often wondered why he feels an impulse to post on my site more than any of my friends when i am his little brother. sad indeed.
i just thought i'd use some of these seeing as how nobody else has.